She Has Hot Stripper Friends
Every stripper has hot dancer friends. Most of the hot ones are strippers too and a lot who you will want to hit up long after shit hits the fan. You can’t try to bone them right away, stay in the friend zone for as long as possible. In fact, don’t even talk shit about your ex. Eventually they’ll have a fallout and you can be like “I wanted to warn you but I didn’t want to come between your friendship.” Chicks love a guy with integrity.
Other finance dudes will envy you
Have you ever seen a nerdy hedge fund analyst with a smoking hot chick? That’s probably a stripper, but you don’t care because you’re too busy asking yourself “why is that banging hot chick with him?” Well, that guy is going to be you if you date a stripper, and men everywhere will be thinking this about you.
Strippers get paid to turn men on and be a sexy tease and leave you in fetal position sucking your thumb. For the most part, strippers are crazy. And you know what they say: Crazy in the head – Crazy in bed. Try not to let it get into your head that she has been railed by more pro athletes than you can shake a stick at.
Strippers can get you into places you never get in alone
Hot girls move to the front of the line, every time. Sure the bouncer might roll his eyes at you but you’ll still make past the velvet ropes.
Written by Finance guy
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