Stock Broker’s Glory
A young stockbroker decided to take a day off and visit some of his professors in his old school. When he
made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child. He quickly grabbed the dog
and throttled it with his two hands.
The next day the local newspaper reported the story with the headline, “Valiant student saves boy from
The stockbroker called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be issued and that the paper will
tell the readers he was a successful Wall Street broker and not a student.
The next day the newspaper issued a correction and the headline read, “Pompous stockbroker kills school
Stock Broker: A True Friend
Two stock brokers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for
everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,
including the two stock brokers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other
valuables. While this is going on, one of the stock brokers jams something into the other stockbroker’s hand.
Without looking down, the second stockbroker whispers: “What is this?” The first stockbroker : “It’s the
$100 I owe you!”
”What’s the best way to make a million in the stock market? Start with $2 million.”