Mid August Humor

//Mid August Humor

Mid August Humor

Stock Broker’s Glory

A young stockbroker decided to take a day off and visit some of his professors in his old school. When he

made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child. He quickly grabbed the dog

and throttled it with his two hands.

The next day the local newspaper reported the story with the headline, “Valiant student saves boy from

ferocious dog”.

The stockbroker called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be issued and that the paper will

tell the readers he was a successful Wall Street broker and not a student.

The next day the newspaper issued a correction and the headline read, “Pompous stockbroker kills school


Stock Broker: A True FriendĀ 

Two stock brokers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for

everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,

including the two stock brokers, up against a wall, and proceedĀ  to take their wallets, watches, and other

valuables. While this is going on, one of the stock brokers jams something into the other stockbroker’s hand.

Without looking down, the second stockbroker whispers: “What is this?” The first stockbroker : “It’s the

$100 I owe you!”

Quick Million

”What’s the best way to make a million in the stock market? Start with $2 million.”


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