Biggest Oops’ in Tech this Year

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This is a list on tech disasters of 2014. View the biggest Oops in tech 15. Microsoft’s Band Microsoft unexpectedly released a fitness tracking gadget. The snap reaction was to applaud Microsoft for quietly releasing a new fitness gadget. It was a very un-Microsoft move to quickly, quietly release a new product. But that only…

Friday’s Update- Stocks Tank Oil Plunges Bonds Surge

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Stocks tanked, the price of oil fell, and bonds rallied on Friday. For the week, the Dow Jones lost 3.7%, the blue-chip index’s worst week since November 2011. The S&P 500 lost 3.5%, its worst week since May 2012, and the Nasdaq lost 2.7% during the week. First, the scoreboard: Dow: 17,280.8, -315.5, (-1.8%) S&P…

Turining Shit Into Sugar – Warren Buffet

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Warren Buffett: Getting Rejected By Harvard Was The Most Pivotal Moment Of My Life. He was a pain to teachers in grade school, and just as bad in high school. As a teen, he was already a hustling businessman, raking in $53,000 by age 16. So while he didn’t see the need to go to…

Ukraine’s Goverment to Eliminate Everything- Leaked Document

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The public sector has no ability to support itself. In theory, they’re supposed to survive by taking a modest portion of people’s earnings through taxation, and then providing valuable services in exchange. Nature calls this ‘symbiosis’. But life rarely follows theory. In reality, bureaucrats and politicians who produce nothing of value parasitically choke off the…

Top 5 Best Performing Stocks of 2014

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The best-performing actively traded stocks of 2014: 1. American Airlines 2. Micron Technology 3. Tesla Motors 4. Facebook 5. Yahoo The list of 20 most-traded U.S.-listed stocks was put together at the Journal’s request by AJO, an investment firm in Philadelphia, and is based on trading volume through Nov. 20. Firms had to be worth…

Hedge Funds Massive Shut Down

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Hedge funds are shutting at a rate not seen since the financial crisis, as many managers post disappointing returns and the largest players dominate money raising. The $37 billion hedge func Brevan Howard Asset Management LLP is the latest firm to shutter a fund. Last week it closed its $630 million commodity fund managed by…

Soo Busted- Checking out them Hotties

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Busted in the most akward moments. If you think we left out world leaders from this gallery – you are so wrong. Obama is in few photos seriously cheking out those booties. President has got a serious butt fetish, but he is by far not the only one. Or just see what happens when Kim K flashes her ass on football game.

How to Have an Affair and Not Get Caught

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Want to have your cake and eat it too? You don’t have to be a cheating strategist but there are few rules you must follow in order to keep it under the radar. Remember this is not the guide just how to have an affair but how to have an affair and not get CAUGHT.

Dan Loeb Wins Board Seats at Dow

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Billionaire Dan Loeb, who runs Third Point, one of the biggest hedge funds that agitates for change at publicly-traded companies, recently released a web site and a kind of attack video, criticizing Dow and its CEO, Andrew Liveris, for breaking promises to shareholders. Third Point even created an advisory board of sorts that included AIG…

Bill Acman Makes $2.2 Billion Despite Allergan Bid Failure

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Hedge fund manager can count on a significant profit on his Allergan stake despite losing out to rival Actavis in long-running takeover tussle. Billionaire activist investor Bill Ackman has made around $2.7bn   of profit on his punt on US botox maker Allergan, despite failing to seize control of the company. Allergan on Monday agreed to…

Hedgies Loading up on Alibaba

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Chinese e-commerce website Alibaba.com was the hot initial public offering of the year on Wall Street. And not surprisingly, shares of Alibaba wound up in the portfolios of many well-known money managers in the third quarter. Hedge Funds Third Point, Viking Global Investors, Paulson & Company and Soros Fund Management were some of the hedge…

Guilty! Kristin Davis Goes To Jail

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Kristin Davis, former COO of a Hedge Fund, then former madam and then former  candidate for governor and New York City comptroller, was sentenced Wednesday to two years in jail after she pleaded guilty to illegally distributing prescription pills, the U.S. Attorney said.  According to the United States Attorney’s Office, Davis sold drugs on several…

SEC Reveales Some Hedge Fund Advisors Misrepresent Hedge Funds to Market and Advertise

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Some U.S. hedge fund advisers misrepresent hedge funds by “cherry-picking” investments to showcase their performance and improperly changing how they value securities. Andrew Bowden, head of the SEC’s Office of Compliance, Inspections and Examinations, revealed preliminary findings to an audience of compliance professionals as the agency reaches the tail end of a two-year effort to…

Accused Ass Grabber Hedge Funder Calls Bartender a Fucking Cunt

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Hedge Funder Brian Lederman Accused in Grabbing Bartender’s Ass Calls Bartender a Fucking Cunt.

Hedge funder’s defense in grope case: ‘I always grab women’
Brian Lederman claims he didn’t grab waitress Laura Ramadei, but says he’s done it plenty to others.
He says he’s a connoisseur of the “ass grab” — but this waitress just wasn’t on his menu.

Ken Griffin Bullied Wife into Signing a Prenup that Would leave her 1% of $5.6 Billion Fortune

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Hedge fund Billionaire Ken Griffin Bullied Wife into Signing a Prenup that Would leave her 1% of $5.6 Billion Fortune. Hedge fund ex wife Anne Dias-Griffin, 43, claims Ken Griffin, 45, pressured her to sign agreement with the help of a therapist he had a business relationship with Mr Griffin’s personal wealth is $5.6billion earned…

BoA $17 Billion Settlement

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Bank of America has reached a record $17 billion settlement to resolve an investigation into its role in the sale of mortgage-backed securities before the 2008 financial crisis. Out of $17 Billion, the bank will pay $10 billion in cash and provide consumer relief valued at $7 billion. The deal is the largest settlement arising from…

US Businessman Gets 15 Years for China Linked Espionage

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US Businessman Walter Liew Gets 15 Years  and $29 Million Fine for China Linked Espionage. A federal judge has sentenced a California chemical engineer to 15 years in prison and fined him $28.3 million for a rare economic-espionage conviction for selling China a secret recipe to a widely used white pigment. A jury previously convicted…

Hedge Fund Talks Break Down- Argentina Facing Default

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Hedge Fund Talks Break Down- Argentina Facing Default. The fate of Argentina’s economy now rests on its ability to resolve a dispute with a group of bondholders led by a multibillion-dollar hedge fund. “Argentina’s professed willingness to negotiate with its creditors has proven to be just another broken promise,” said Jay Newman, a portfolio manager…

Hedge Fund Managers Who Love Strippers at Work

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Hot shot hedge fund guys working long hours prefer having strippers and hookers in the office.

Billionaire hedge fund manager Ray Dalio got fired for ardering strippers for his boss is now ruinning the largest hedge fund in the world.

Hedge Fund Closing That Put a lot of Prostitutes Out Of Work – that was the case when hedge fund founder Raj Rajaratnam was arrested.

Bernie Madoff office was so frequent to coke and hoes that it was nicknamed as North Pole.

Quite The Triangular Arbitrage. Ey Carl ;)

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Something is not right here, yesterday, we reported that ZIFF Brothers is shutting its doors and now this!?!? The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Securities and Exchange Commission are questioning the relationship between Carl Icahn and his pals. Investigators are pursuing a major probe in to Icahn involving: insider trading finance gambling sports SEC said to be examining the trading…

Jim Carrey’s Inspiring Commencement Speech at University Featuring Transcendental Meditation

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Jim Carrey Gives  Inspiring Commencement Speech at at Maharishi University of Management Featuring Transcendental Meditation. On Transcendental Meditation: “It does allow you to separate who you truly are and what’s real from the stories that run through your head. You [the university] have given them [the graduates] the ability to walk behind the mind’s elaborate…

Credit Suisse – Penalty…Pleas?

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  Credit Suisse, one of the world’s leading banks with operations in 50 countries, was just reprimanded by U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder. The U.S. Justice Department accused Credit Suisse AG with helping wealthy Americans dodge paying taxes. As evidence began to mount that this was the case, Credit Suisse began to comply with federal…

Russia and China Sign $400 Billion Gas Deal

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Russia and China Sign $400 Billion Gas Deal to supply natural gas to China through a new pipeline over 30 years. Russia reached a $400 billion deal to supply natural gas to China through a new pipeline over 30 years, a milestone in relations between the world’s largest energy producer and the biggest consumer. Today’s…

100 Biggest Hedge Funds 2014

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2014 Top 100 Biggest Hedge Funds 2014 Institutional Investor Alpha hedge fund 100 – ranking of the world’s biggest hedge fund firms. 2014 the he world’s 100 largest hedge funds managed $1.51 trillion in total, which is up 14% from early 2013, when they managed $1.33 trillion. Over the past two years, assets of the top 100…

Batman, Ben Affleck Banned from BlackJack in Las Vegas

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Ben Affleck was recently enjoying a mini-vacation in Las Vegas with his wife Jennifer Garner. That all came to an abrupt halt, when Ben was accused by Hard Rock Casino security of being “too good at blackjack”. The casino security was suspicious of him counting cards. Mr. Affleck was permitted to stay and play other…

Best Weed Jokes and Pics

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“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” ― Bob Marley Pictures of Famous People Smoking Weed   President Obama smoking a joint ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 19     Heavy Pot Smoke is Why Pilots on Bieber’s Plane Had to Wear Gas Masks Pilots on Bieber’s Plane Had…